Pick your worst.

Moxie Crimefighter (born to Penn Gillette)
Pilot Inspektor (born to the star of “My name is Earl” Jason Lee)
Ignatius (born to Cate Blanchett – other sons are Roman & Dashiell)
Pax, Maddox, Shiloh, Zaharah, Knox, Vivienne (Jolie-pitt spawn)
Suri Cruise (unfortunate daughter of crazy Tom & poor actress Katie)
Apple & Moses (Gwyneth’s kids)
Sunday Rose (Nicole & Keith’s kid - Sunday Urban sounds like the section of a newspaper)
Honor Warren (Jessica Alba’s kid)
Harlow Winter Kate (Nicole Richie’s kid)
Puma (daughter of Erykah Badu)
Denim & Diezel (sons of Toni Braxton)
Sailor Lee (daughter of Christie Brinkley)
Kal-el (Nicolas Cage’s son’s name…yes, it is the birth name of Superman…)
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, or Little Pixie (Bob Geldoff’s daughters)
Banjo Patrick (son of Rachel Griffiths)
Spec Wildhorse (son of John Cougar Mellencamp)
Tu (daughter of Rob Morrow – as in, Tu Morrow…)
Poppy Honey or Daisy Boo (daughters of Jamie Oliver, aka the Naked Chef)
Reignbeau or Freedom (daughter & son of Ving Rhames) (note – say “Reignbeau” out loud…)
Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue & Rihannon (kids of director Robert Rodriguez – poor Rihannon – she feels like the freak in the family)
Audio Science (son of actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moonblood (daughter of Sly Stallone)
Dusti Raine or Keelee Breeze (daughters of Vanilla Ice…)
Moon Unit (Frank Zappa’s kid)

Stinkin' crazy celebrities...

I am sure there are others. You may rank if you wish. I am saddened at the life some of these children will inevitably face…as if having security follow you around wouldn’t be bad enough!

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